Thursday, September 9, 2010

Taking It Like A Surgeon

I've been hanging out with soley surgeons for the last, umm, 5 months.  And surgeons don't make fun of surgeons.  But  I spent today with a bunch of my non-surgeon classmates who DO make fun of surgeons- ie ME.  Here were a few of their better zingers.

     "Hey Laura, do you want a medicine consult for that patient?  They were talking an awful lot."

     "You probably haven't done psychiatry stuff in a long time. Except narcissism."

     "It must be exhausting to spend 4 whole hours with patients who are awake."

Truth?  I can't argue with a single one of those.  This morning was our 4th year OSCE, which is where we see standardized patients all morning who mimic a typical day in a primary care office (back pain, depression, headaches, runny noses) and are observed and graded to make sure that we will be a good doctor.

It was exhausting to talk to people for that long.  They were just all so.... awake.  And they were talking an god-awful amount.   I kept wondering when the anesthesiologist would come in to put them to sleep for me... :-)

It was a fun morning, but it definitely reaffirmed my lack of interest in primary care.  God bless you, primary care physicians, every one.

2 comments:

  1. Why have you not blogged about our days as standardized patients?

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  2. Rachel - you stole my comment.

    Laura - I think you tenure as a standardized patient gives you a unique perspective. It isn't a bowl of cherries for them either. :-)

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