NOVEL!!!

I wrote a book!!   It's in my hands!!! I'm in love with it, and I'm never going anywhere without it.

Would you like to buy a copy?!?!  BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!!! It's available for direct purchase through CreateSpace (the company that prints it) at this link https://www.createspace.com/3535974.  It'll be up on Amazon in 3-5 days.  It's listed at $9.99 on each site, which grants me a whooping $2.43 commission on each book sold (CHA CHING!!).  I actually get a little more commission through the CreateSpace site than through Amazon, but I think that Amazon will give you free shipping if you have Amazon Prime.

The bottom line is that you should buy the book if you want it, but don't do it to help me get rich.  Give me $10 if you want to give me $10.  I'm counting the whole thing as a success is I make enough cash to buy a Chipotle Burrito.

I should also put out a warning to my fans who are under 18, and my fans who are genetically related to me.  There's a sex scene.  Chapter 31.  When it starts to get steamy, just skip right ahead to the next chapter.  You won't miss anything in terms of the plot, and I think we'll all be more comfortable at the next family reunion.