More Six Word Summaries

A while ago I wrote six word summaries of some of my favorite people in life.  Go read them!!  Now I've decided to write similar summaries for some of my medical school rotations:

1st Year

Try drinking from a fire hydrant.

2nd Year

Weekends off, Wednesdays off-  still behind.

Medicine

Working hard for the money.  Wait.

Paying tuition to work this hard.

 

Psych

Constantly alternating between sad and boring. 

Pediatrics

Strep, strep, strep, strep, asthma, strep.

Ob/Gyn

Beautifully magical for them- not me.

Surgery Sub-I

Doubts about future career: officially gone.

Thoracic Surgery

"I quit smoking"  "When?" "This morning" 

 (We see mostly lung cancer surgery, EVERYONE 'quits' the morning of their first appointment with the surgeon. Fail.  Doesn't count til you've quit for more than 3 hours)

4th Year

Daily relaxing; big picture freaking out.